Dragonsitter

''Dear Uncle Morton. You''d better get on a plane right now and come back here. Your dragon has eaten Jemima.''

It had sounded so easy: Edward was going to look after Uncle Morton''s unusual pet for a week while he went on holiday. But soon the fridge is empty, the curtains are blazing, and the postman is fleeing down the garden path.

''Short, sharp and funny'' - Telegraph