From beloved Saturday Night Live alum Kate McKinnon comes a madcap new adventure about three sisters, a ravenous worm, and a mysterious mad scientist.-Brilliant- - KATHERINE RUNDELL-This book upsets me. It frightens me. I cannot wait to read it again.- - LEMONY SNICKET, author of A Series of Unfortunate Events-An enjoyable reminder that what makes you weird may also make you a winner- - THE TIMES, Children''s Book of the WeekGertrude, Eugenia, and Dee-Dee Porch do not belong. They don-t belong in the snooty town of Antiquarium, where the only dog allowed is the bichon frise. They don-t belong with their adoptive family, where all their cousins are named Lavinia. And after getting kicked out of the last etiquette school that would take them, the girls expect to be sent away for good- until they receive a mysterious invitation.Suddenly the girls are under the tutelage of the infamous Millicent Quibb - a mad scientist with worms in her hair and oysters in her bathtub. Dangerous? Yes! More
