Letter to Pluto

Mrs Hall says we have to keep writing, it is a dying art. -Good, let it die,- I said, and then she said, -You are staying in at break Jon Fisher. - Jon-s teacher has started an interplanetary penpal programme. Much to Jon-s annoyance, his penpal, Straxi, is from Pluto, the most boring, smelliest and far away place possible. And if that wasn-t bad enough, she-s a girl!