-I loved Jon-s book. It-s even better than the real thing because you can-t hear his voice.- Michael McIntyreA control freak looks for love (women who leave wet teaspoons in sugar bowls need not apply).-I haven-t woken up with a cup of tea by the bed for seven years. It seems such a small thing but it-s one of a thousand things I miss about having someone around to take care of me. I have spent my entire adult life getting things the way I want them and all I want now is someone to give it all up for.-Is your filing faultless? Your CDs, apostrophes, cutlery all in the right places? Can you eat a biscuit in the correct way? Then Jon Richardson (single for seven years and counting) could be your ideal man-Living alone in a one bedroom flat in Swindon, Jon has had far too much time on his hands to think. In fact to obsess. About almost everything. Jon-s obssessive compulsive personality disorder has seen him arrange the coins in his pockets in ascending size and colour code his bookshelve
