In hilarious and tender essays, #1 New York Times bestselling author Chelsea Handler shares her unforgettable story of becoming the woman she always wanted to be.
Theres a woman I want to become, Chelsea Handler thought as a child. Shell be strong and confident. Shell light up a room and spread that light to make others feel better. Shell make a living being herself. Shell be a survivor.
At ten years old, Chelsea opened a lemonade stand and realized shed make more money if the drinks were spiked. So she added vodka to her recipe and used her earnings to upgrade herself to first-class on a family vacationleaving her parents and siblings in coach. She moved to Los Angeles and got fired from her temp job when she admitted she didnt know how to transfer calls. Shes played pickleball with the scions of an American dynasty. Shes sexted a governor. She shared psychedelics with strangers in Spain. When she accidentally ended up at dinner with Woo