Dear Winston,
We''ve just started our baby on solids and I''m about to change his first nappy since then. What pep talk can I give myself?
Reyansh, Chatham, 26
WC: Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say: ''This was their finest hour''.
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Winston Churchill, oft-named greatest Briton of all time, had wisdom in abundance. Now, for the first time, that wisdom is being applied to the people most in need: FATHERS.
Whether you''re a 28-year-old newbie after advice on how to remove your toddler''s dummy, a 40-year-old long-timer wishing your teenager would try harder at their GCSEs, or a 63-year-old veteran wanting to know how best to put the fear of God into your daughter''s new fiance, you can trust Winston to have all the answers you need.
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Dear Winston,
My daughter''s boyfriend has just broken up with her and I want to say something that will cheer her up. Any ideas?
Alan, 47, Nether Wallop
WC: He looks like a female llama who has just been surprised in her bath.
