Hilariously funny Louise Rennison-s fabby sixth book of the confessions of crazy but lovable teenager Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off!-Come on, Jas, you do really want to know my plan, especially as it concerns you, my little hairy pally.--I-m not hairy.--Have it your own way, just don-t go near any circuses.--Shut up. Go on then, tell me your plan.--OK, this is it: when I go to Hamburger-a-gogo land- you come with me! Do you see? We will be like Thelma and Louise!--We-re not called Thelma and Louise.--I know that, I-m just saying we will be LIKE THEM!--And we-re not American. And neither of us can drive.--Oh dear God. Jas, your spaceship has arrived. Please get in.-Laugh your knickers off at Georgia-s tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land (the US) and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to be-?