The Bible in Cockney

Read how Jesus feeds five thousand geezers with just five loaves of Uncle Fred and two Lillian Gish. Or how Noah built a bloomin- massive nanny. Then there-s always the story of David and that massive geezer Goliath, or the time when Simon-s finger and thumb-in-law was Tom and Dick in Uncle Ned and Jesus healed her... A very down-to-earth -translation- that brings scripture out of the pulpit and back onto the streets.-It certainly is a good laugh while imparting the essential message of the Bible.-Reverend Stan in The Badge, the London cab drivers- newspaper