The Scots have a unique way of communicating their feelings. Their sayings are cheeky, to the point, rude and always funny. Scotland-s bestselling humour author is back with his latest collection of hilarious Scottish sayings.
-Away an- bile yer heid an- mak silly soup!-
-If you don-t behave ah-ll pawn ye an- sell the ticket.-
-That wan-s in everything but the Co-operative windae!-
-If ah had your money ah wid burn ma ain.-
-Ye-ve goat a heid oan ye like a stair-heid.-
-The gemme-s a bogie.-
-Yer cruisin- fur a bruisin-.-
-Ah-m that hungry ah could eat a scabbie-heided horse.-
-Castor oil cures everythin- but a widden leg.-
-Wan minute yer a peacock an- the next yer a feather duster.-
-Yer talkin- mince withoot a tattie in sight.-
-Lang may yer lum reek, an- may a wee moose never leave yer kitchen press wi- a tear in its ee.-
-Yer herr-s mingin-, hingin- an- clingin-.-
From the infallible wisdom of the Glesca Granny, to the hilario
