Well there''s this talking monkey who won me in a game of Othello in a coffee shop in Amsterdam.
He came back to Cornwall with me and has become a prolific reader and dabbler in magic.
He also has past life flash backs - the most prominent of which are the Nam special forces ones. We have partially deceased girlfriends who apparently eat dead bodies.
The Monkey created a sort of black hole in the spare bedroom and now we have a team of nerds investigating it and trying to stop ''things'' coming out of it.
A bunch of Oriental hit men who appear to believe he is a god attempted to steal The Monkey''s magic lolly pop sticks, but he managed to blow them up in their caravan.
We are off to Cambodia in search of a temple from which came a monkey faced pendant with glowing eyes and we seem to have upset an international cabal who are out to get us.
Oh, and did I mention that The Monke
