How to Be Fucking Annoying - Irritate, Exasperate, and Aggravate

MASTER the art of being INCREDIBLY irritating with this HILARIOUS collection of 150+ ways to INFURIATE anyone and everyone, no matter what the occasion. In a world full of trivial annoyances and a slow, steady drip of irritations, it can be hard to find a way to stand out. To elevate your ability to be spectacularly annoying demands focus, courage, determination and creativity – Lucinda Wilde’s witty book will show you how. Bored at home? Quietly change the passcode for the WiFi and enjoy the chaos. Eating out? Always reject the first two tables offered, then change your mind and go back to one of them (preferably after ordering your food). Flying? Wait until the person next to you has their tray table down and covered in food and drink before deciding you need to use the toilet. Covering work, home life, relationships, birthdays, nights out and plenty more, this laugh-out-loud book is the perfect antidote for when the exasperations of life get a bit too much.