Girl: -Giz a kiss.- Bloke: -Let me swally me phlegm first.- - Two aul dears queuing for the no. 27 bus. Just caught the end of the conversation: Old dear #1: -Sure whoaya tellin. De kids dees days is terrible bold.- Old dear #2: -And ye know it-s not de parents I blame, it-s the mudders an fadders.- - Country girl gets on no. 16 bus and asks driver how much is the fare. Driver replies, -Where are you going?- Country girl says, -To get my hair done!- - While visiting the Mater Hospital, hearing an old man complaining about the current conditions in hospital and being kept in a unisex environment: Old Man (to his daughter): -I-m 92 years old and here I am being left on a bed in a corridor with all these other patients, and to make it worst it-s bisexual!- - Heard a girl answer her phone in the waiting room of Holles Street Maternity Hospital: -Well, tell me, am I an Auntie or an Uncle?- - D4 girl at Lansdowne Road for the All Blacks match. Just as the All Blacks begin the Haka, one gi
