How NOT to Murder a Boyband

Boybands have changed.  Not in what they wear or the music they produce but in their spiritual significance to this generation.  They''ve cleaned up to the point where they are likeable; they''re relevant and their tunes are half decent.  The past naff quota has been replaced either with elderly dignity or fresh disadvantaged background dun-good sympathy: ''They''re nice lads!''

So what I''m about to tell you will come across ever the more shocking, ever the more trend-busting, ever the more deeeeeeep.  What is the actual formula to NOT Murder a Boyband?

I''m dating one.  

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