A Pizza the Size of the Sun

A wonderfully rich, varied, funny and clever collection. Humour at its best from one of America’s funniest poets. Please remove seal before using this product,the sign on the box clearly read. I don’t have a seal, but I’m taking no chances -I’ll toss out my walrus instead. Find out why there are zebras on the ceiling, pizza down your pants, why Dan’s the invisible man and wrestling with an octopus is not a good idea, why gerbils are bedraggled and emus are definitely not for approaching… Join the wacky world of Jack Prelutsky.