The hilarious romantic comedy from NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR Sophie Kinsella . . . soon to be a major motion picture!
Emma is like every girl in the world. She has a few little secrets.
Secrets from her mother:
1. I lost my virginity in the spare bedroom to Danny Nussbaum while Mum and Dad were downstairs watching TV.
- From her boyfriend:
2. I-m a size twelve. Not a size eight, like Connor thinks.
3. I-ve always thought Connor looks a bit like Ken. As in Barbie and Ken.
- From her colleagues:
4. When Artemis really annoys me (which is pretty much every day), I feed her plant orange juice.
5. It was me who jammed the copier that time. In fact, all the times.
-Secrets she wouldn-t share with anyone in the world:
6. My G string is hurting me.
7. I faked my Maths GCSE grade on my CV.
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