Fleabag: The Scriptures

The complete Fleabag. Every Word. Every Side-eye. Every Fox.

Fleabag: The Scriptures includes the filming scripts and the never-before-seen stage directions from the Golden Globe, Emmy and BAFTA winning series.

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HAIRDRESSER
NO.
(pointing to Claire)
That is EXACTLY what she asked for.

FLEABAG
No it''s not. We want compensation.

HAIRDRESSER
Claire?

CLAIRE
I''ve got two important meetings and I look like a pencil.

HAIRDRESSER
NO. Don''t blame me for you