''Dark, funny and wild.''
- Chloe Ashby, author of WET PAINT
''As ballsy as you''d hope'' - Grazia
''The words just sizzle off the page'' - Glamour
''Another triumph for feminism'' - Red
''Set to be one of the best books of 2022'' - Red
''A thrilling, bisexual romcom that doubles as a smart skewering of social media'' - Evening Standard
''... enjoyable first novel...'' ''...easy-to-read story...'' - Independent
''... the voice of her generation'' ''... the face of the future'' - The Times Magazine
''It''s Carrie Bradshaw''s columns in Sex and the City on steroids.'' - The Times
''Everything is IMMEDIATE. Emphasised.'' - The Times
''It''s a kind of rags-to-unexpected-riches-to-devastating-realisation-back-to-older-wiser-rags type tale, almost 18th century in progression, except set in a thoroughly modern, even slightly futuristic world where life online is even more all consuming than we know it now.'
