-An absolute *blinder* - so so funny and sexy. So excited now to read everything by Crystal Jeans- Caroline O-Donoghue, author of Scenes of a Graphic Nature-A glorious celebration of queer friendship and all kinds of love. Funny, outrageous, heartbreaking and so much fun- Kate Davies, winner of the Polari Prize-Hilarious, fresh and sexy, with a tale that takes the reader from Egypt to Hollywood- Irish Independent-Funny, filthy and phenomenally good- Matt Cain-Filthy and hilarious, this is a gloriously naughty romp of a read that also has something serious to say about queer love. I didn-t want it to end- S.J. Watson-Perfect for fans of Tipping the Velvet and Gentleman Jack- a delicious and diligent piece of fiction that will provide you with enough great comebacks to last a lifetime- This is a delightful book I wish to fling at my friends with affectionate abandon'' DIVA-By turns raucous and poignant, hilarious and shattering this is a wonder of a story- Jess Kidd-This delicious romp i