This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude Don't Touch it - seriously dude don't touch it

A sequel to the bestselling cult sensation, "John Dies at the End", in which our heroes find that books and movies about zombies may have triggered a zombie apocalypse, despite a total world absence of zombies. It takes you on a wild ride with two slackers from the midwest who really have better things to do with their time than prevent disaster.