<p><b>A laugh out loud look at first love, loss and trying to avoid the girl of your dreams.</b><br><br><i>What a stupid expression that is in the first place: To fall in love.</i><br><i>Like you fall into a ditch or something.</i><br><i>Maybe people need to look where they’re going.</i><br><br>As far as Phoebe Davis is concerned, love is to be avoided at all costs. Why would you spend your life worrying about something that turns you into a complete moron? If her best friend Polly is anything to go by, the first sniff of a relationship makes you forget about your friends (like, hello?), get completely obsessed with sex (yawn) and bang on constantly about a person who <i>definitely </i>isn't as great as you think they are. <br><br>So Phoebe isn't going to fall in love, ever. <br>But then she meets Emma . . . <br><br><b><i>Love is
